So one of Ventura's parks commissioners happens to be an older woman named Suze Montgomery who obviously knows much less about skateboarding, city history or basic human gratitude than your average disconnected beaurocrat.
My buddy Matt told me he saw Suze at Palermo, and that his off-the-cuff inclusion of the word "crappy" in reference to West Park literally jerked her out of her chair, causing her to raise her voice and lose composure publicly:
"On Saturday I hit West Park then went to the Farmer's Market. I ran into Suze Montgomery who I know personally. She asked me why I was sweaty, and I said because I had been skating our crappy skatepark. She fucking flipped on me right on the street, "We have 3 skate parks, other cities like SB and Camarillo only have 1, why do you people complain...blah blah blah" I guess she was and is on the committee for parks, and took it as a personal insult. I said there was no reason to get so worked up, but the fact of the matter is that I skate, and she doesn't, so how is she supposed to tell me what's a good spot or not? I also told her that the poor design, cheap finish and all the other factors not only make it a crappy park, but more dangerous to skate. I also told her that West Park got about the lowest park rating you can get on socalskateparks.com. She told me that the new West Park is already approved, so I asked her why the plans were not submitted to local skaters for review, and she said other than you (chris long) insulting them at meetings, nobody shows up...Suz even apologized to me and told me she would show me the ropes on making it happen..."
Okay. That's it. No more Mr. Diplomatic Guy. Last time I was in Ventura (4/20), I expressed lament over the death of the Ojai-Ventura Voice, and over the fact that I rarely get to hear Brian Lee Rencher defend the real will of the people against the Gang In The Ivory Tower. Why? Because these were two sources of non-biased reporting that, unlike Ventura County Reporter or the Star, remain free from the tainting of political and corporate interests. These were sources that, although not usually politely, would tell the truth about the "Gang In The Ivory Tower." To contrast, VCReporter seems unable to report on this issue. And I'm talking directly to David Comden and Matt Singer, neither of whom returned my emails in spite of the fact that sufficient progress has been made to rebuild West Park. Can I ask why? I wasn't rude and mad like this when I called you a month ago. And to the Star's K. Clerici, thanks for your help, I don't have much bad to say on you. Other than that you should take better notes if this was your error. If not I apologize pre-emptively.
As the observant readers may have noticed, the title of this piece is, "Public Response and Challenge to Suz Montgomery - Ventura Parks Commissioner." So, in the spirit of R. Ellis Smith, here goes my point by point response to Suze's lies. The challenge to Suze will follow.
1) Suze said, "Ventura has 3 skate parks, other cities like SB and Camarillo only have 1, why do you people complain?"
Wrong. Ventura has 3 "satellite skate tracks," classified by the official website for California skateparks as "similar to a sub-par drainage ditch." I put "tracks" in quotes because I have the city blueprints for all three and that's exactly what they say at the top. A "skatepark" is at least 10,000 feet. A 3,000 square foot, lumpy, water-seeping, poorly-draining, eroding, feces and glass ridden "track" is not a "skatepark," but a glaring liability, which is also in the public record. Just look at the sidebar on this site. While it is true that Ventura has 3 satellite skate tracks, what Suze fails to mention, because she doesn't know anything (about skateboarding at least), is that not one of Ventura's "satellite skate tracks" exceeds the size of your average hot dog stand, and we all know how the Gang In The Ivory Tower thinks about small hot dog stands. Parking lots and apartments are more important. Also, all three tracks combined still don't equal the square footage of decent skateparks in Camarillo, Santa Paula, Santa Barbara, Oxnard, Newbury Park, Ojai, et al. Here's the facts for any jaded beaurocrat operating under the pretense of knowledge: Not one of Ventura's "tracks" is over 4,000 square feet. Every reliable skatepark builder in existence today testifies that in order to be successful, a skatepark needs to be AT LEAST 10,000 square feet. All three Ventura tracks combined still do not amount to 10,000 square feet.
2) Suze said, "other than you insulting them at meetings, nobody shows up."
Friends, this is the absolute height of brainless beaurocratic chutzpah. Although it is agreed most Ventura skaters failed the call to speak up and attend meetings, along with parents and business owners many Ventura residents DID rise to the challenge, and Ms. Suze either forgets or is ignorant in the name of political expediency (I suspect both) that I have a record of the 30+ people who have written letters and the 40+ people who have attended meetings since the first one I set up in December 2004. You know, that one where Rob Dyrdek drove all the way to Ventura from San Diego and offered A QUARTER MILLION to the city of Ventura to build a street plaza, you know, that Brennan, Cole, Montoya and others let slip through the cracks. At any rate, the claim that I'm the sole attendee of these meetings is absolutely baseless; just about as absolutely baseless as it would be if I were to claim that Suze genuinely cares about Ventura's kids, or "skate tracks," or making good on the empty promises of her fellow Commissioners.
3) "Suz even apologized to me and told me she would show me the ropes on making it happen..."
This is where I absolutely flip my lid. So, Mrs. Suze, after 10 years of documented complaints, after 30+ letters from the public, after 40+ people have attended meetings about this issue, after Sharon Troll LIED to us in the presence of her fellow commissioners about donating the first 1,000 dollars, and, last but not least, after this author personally raised $250,000 dollars for the park....after all that, now Ms. Suze is going to be so polite to us poor, misinformed skaters, and "show us the ropes." Mrs. Suze, what might I ask do these "ropes" consist of? Forcing the skaters to go to MORE meetings and raise MORE money when we've already raised over 3,000 dollars liquid and a $250K match that Ventura ignored? After SeaBees folks offered to remove the old track for free? You want me to build the damned skatepark too? Or perhaps the ropes consist of how to loot over $100,000 from other public funds to fund the skatepark, much like the Gang In The Ivory Tower did under Donna Linderos, whose severance could've funded our skatepark? Naw, couldn't be those. The ropes must be smart things, you know, like repaving roads with tax money and having to go back because you forgot the manhole lids. Or maybe the ropes consist of putting new trees along Main St. with no irrigation. I could exhaust the list of wasted city money to no end. If you remember, of the original $250,000 Ventura allocated towards skateboarding, they spent $136,000 on our cheap, dangerous, outdated-before-they-were-built "tracks." Where did the rest of the skatepark money go, Gang? I know polishing ivory and dodging truth ain't that expensive, and I know tons of kids who get tickets at the Plaza Park Gazebo, funded by our skatepark money.
And now the challenge. I would like for Mrs. Suze to make good on the commission's promise to donate $1,000 to the rebuild of Park Row. I would like for Mrs. Suze, or any other parks volunteer or city employee, to rebut any of my claims made in this post or anywhere on this site, in the form of comments added to this thread. Let's see in writing the names or insults I raised at the meeting; if they are legit and unrelated to legitimate frustration, I'll publicly apologize in a heartbeat. I've already called Suze and told her about my challenge, so she is in fact informed, so any failing on her behalf to address these claims is not due to lack of knowledge. And I'll likely drop a note to the rest of the Gang as well.
The sad thing is, I seriously don't believe that any of our officials have the humility or decency to publicly apologize about that $250,000 and make this happen. How would they retain the appearance of budget concerns every time they deny Ventura's youth a real skatepark? When human pride disables an honest evaluation of the facts, appropriate action is denied. Now I might be a passionate, opinionated guy, but I feel Suze owes the skateboarders of Ventura and myself a public apology. I wouldn't mind a "thank you," either, for, can I point it out one more time, bringing $250,000 to the table that Brennan, Cole, Montoya, Suze and everyone else ignored.
And I'm the jerk around here...what a lie and a shame.
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